buddhawassexy:

“he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two

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leiaorganax:

things i’m fucking stellar at:

• procrastinating
• having really bad posture
• wishing i was rich
• never hanging up my clothes

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backdoorteenmom:

buzzfeed: men try to put on lip gloss for the first time!!!!
the men acting over the top trying to put on the lip gloss, and letting us know they don’t normally do this:

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